So I guess in wartime, you sometimes have to take what you can get, and that not every conquest is going to be a golden haired twink with an amazing face and perfect ass. Sometimes its going to be a guy like this, as Billy Bob Thorton would say, mashed potatoes without the gravy. Ostensibly, Mecko and Becko snatch this guy up from a construction site and rope him up and force him to suck dick. OK, I get that. These soldiers are horny, looking to get off in a hostile, stressful environment. But after some of their previous conquests where they have done very well for themselves, this is not a dude I would be showcasing as one of their propaganda highlights. His look is a little reminiscent of a young Ronnie James Dio…not to tarnish RJD, or for that matter, youth. (Not to break the fourth wall too much, but if you were going to appear in a porn video, wouldn’t you want to hit the gym for a few week before hand?) Anyway, this dude must give great head, because Mecko and Becko go to the trouble of physically carrying this guy off to their compound in the countryside. Anyway, “Jan the Builder” is not exactly what I expect from the normally excellent GWG, but I can always console myself with memories of earlier, better looking conquests.